▲ FREE · MEASURED ON YOUR BUSINESS
Your business is leaking money in places you can't see. Free, I'll show you exactly where.
The Leak Check is a short report on YOUR business. Not a quiz. Not a sales pitch. We measure your actual leaks, put conservative dollar ranges on them, and hand you the list. It's yours to keep. No meeting required to get it.
Turnaround is fast — the exact date is stated when you request it.
Here's the first thing we'll do
Call your line the way a customer would. Tuesday, 2:11pm. And time what happens.
If it rings six times and goes to voicemail, that goes in the report — with a dollar range next to it. Not a guess about businesses like yours. Measured, on yours.
What we actually do — in the order you'd experience it
- You give us your business name, number, and the email where the report goes. That's the whole form. (We confirm it's your business before we run anything.)
- We call your line like a customer would, and time what happens.
- We fill out your website form like a customer would, and time the reply.
- We check how you show up when people search — and when they ask AI.
- We check whether competitors in your trade, in your area, are running ads right now. (Public record. We look it up for real.)
- We put it in a short report: each leak, named, with a conservative dollar range next to it — and what would close it.
The catch — named, because you're already looking for it
It's free because it's how I earn the audit. If the report shows real leaks, some of them point at work I do — that's the business model, out in the open.
You get the report either way. No meeting required to receive it. If it's useless to you, throw it away — it cost you nothing.
Why the dollar figures are ranges
Because honest numbers come in ranges. Where we can measure yours, it's your number. Where we can't yet, it's a labeled industry range — marked as such, with the source. Nobody's going to show you "$126,000/yr!!" with a straight face here. We'll count yours.
Your part: two minutes now. Zero meetings.
Get the Leak Check
Rather talk first? Book the 15-minute look — no pressure, we'll just walk your numbers.
Fair questions
“Is this another AI-guy funnel?”
You're right to ask — you've probably been pitched a dozen times this year. The report arrives whether or not we ever talk.
“What do you do with my info?”
We use your business name and number to run the checks above. It never gets sold, and it's never used to train anyone's AI — where AI runs a check, it runs under business terms that forbid training on your data. Ask for it deleted and it's deleted.
“Is it a real report or the same five slides everyone gets?”
We measure. Your phone, your form, your search presence, your market. The report shows what we found, and it arrives whether or not we ever talk. If we couldn't measure something, the report says so.
“What if there's nothing wrong?”
Then the report says exactly that, and you sleep better. That answer is built in.