▲ THE FORENSIC LOOK · $3,500 FLAT
I find at least four times the fee in named dollars, or you don't pay.
Four times the fee is $14,000 a year in named, dollar-quantified opportunities — with the evidence attached. About three weeks, with the exact date set in writing at booking. $3,500 flat, printed right here, and 100% of it credits toward your install if you do one. You get every leak named and priced, a 90-day plan in dollars, and a walkthrough call. That's the forensic look.
You already know something's leaking.
You just can't see where from the driver's seat.
You've paid for an "audit" before and got your own numbers read back to you. And you've heard "AI" all year — mostly pitches with nothing running behind them. Fair. Here's the difference you can check: the findings come with dollar figures and the evidence behind each one, the fee comes back if they don't clear four times what you paid, and I'll show you my own business running on this before you spend a dime. Finding money in systems is not new work for me — I once saved a federal agency $500,000 a year by re-architecting one operational system.
What you get — in the order you'd experience it
Day one: the access list
Everything we'll need, named up front — before you pay, not after.
The dig
We go through your operation the way I spent 23 years going through enterprise systems — including eight years on systems that couldn't be allowed to fail: the phones, the follow-up, the handoffs between your software, the hours your office burns on re-typing, the places money leaves without a record.
The Leak Scorecard
Every leak, named, dollar-quantified, evidence attached.
The Systems Map
What you're paying for now, what talks to what, what doesn't.
The 90-Day Plan, priced
Which fix first, what each costs, what each returns — so you can act on it with me or without me.
The walkthrough call
We go through it together. On that call I'll also show you my own operation answering questions live. Ask it anything. That's what "installed" looks like.
▲ THE GUARANTEE — IN WRITING · 4×-OR-FREE
I find at least four times the fee in named dollars, or you don't pay.
If the audit doesn't identify at least $14,000 a year in named, dollar-quantified opportunities inside your business — four times what you paid — the fee comes back. In writing.
The one condition, stated now, not later: you give us the access we list on day one (we send the list before you pay).
How the counting works
Every line in the report follows the same rules: a conservative floor, never a stretch estimate · your measured numbers wherever we can measure (your call logs, your response times, your hours) — labeled industry ranges only where we can't, marked as such · the evidence attached to every line · one-time findings and yearly findings stated separately — one-time items count once toward the threshold, yearly items count at one year, and the report shows both subtotals.
On the walkthrough call, challenge any line. Any line you can show is inflated gets struck, and the guarantee is judged on what survives. You should never have to take the counter's word for the count — that's the whole discipline we sell.
Partial access
if you can't grant part of the day-one list, we tell you before we start what the guarantee can still cover — in writing — or we don't take the fee.
Logs are timestamps, not opinions — you can read them yourself.
The credit
Install with me and the whole $3,500 comes off the bill. Any install. So the audit isn't a consultant's fee — it's a deposit on the fix. (The fee is paid at booking — the refund guarantee above is what protects it.)
Why $3,500 is the honest number
Put it against what you already spend monthly on things you can't measure — the marketing you're not sure about, the admin hours nobody invoices. This is $3,500 once. It names where the money's going, in your numbers, and it refunds itself if it can't show you 4×. Doing nothing is the only option here without a guarantee.
Who it's for — and not
Built for businesses with real volume — a crew in the field or a staffed office, calls coming in, systems that don't talk. If your operation's smaller than that, the honest answer is the audit may not clear its own guarantee — start with the free Leak Check (we test your line and your web form, and the report's yours either way) or go straight to Never-Miss-a-Lead, and I'll tell you that to your face rather than take the fee.
Your part: the access grants on day one, and one walkthrough call. Your office keeps running — nobody gets homework.
2–3 audits taken per month — real capacity, not a countdown.
Fair questions
“How is this different from the AI-agency pitch?”
They sell you a subscription and a promise. This sells you a priced list of your own leaks, with a refund trigger tied to it, from someone who installs and runs the fixes himself. Month-to-month afterward. No 12-month anything.
“Will I actually make this money back?”
The guarantee is on what we FIND, because that's what I control. What you bank depends on what gets fixed. That's why the fee credits into the install: finding it and fixing it are one motion here.
“My data?”
Plain answer: we access only what's on the day-one list, in accounts you control. Your data is never sold and never used to train anyone's AI. Where AI processes your records, it runs under business terms that forbid training on your data — and the day-one list names every system involved, so you can see exactly where things run. Part ways and you keep everything.
“Who does the work — you or ‘a team’?”
Me, with the systems I built. You'll see them running on my own business before you pay.
“Why should I trust an auditor with no clients?”
Because I'll say it before you ask: you'd be among my first clients for this company. That's why the guarantee has no wiggle room and the founding terms exist. I spent 23 years keeping systems running at Nike's world headquarters, the U.S. Department of Energy, a regulated gas utility, and Boeing Defense. And before I ever pointed an audit at anyone else, I ran the adversarial version on my own operation — 41 AI agents, then 72 hours of fixing what they found. I'm not learning on you — I'm new to charging small businesses, not to the work.
“Why not wait? The tools get cheaper every quarter.”
They do. And the leak runs every month while you wait — that's the one number in your report with a clock on it.
Book the 15-minute look — we'll decide together if the audit clears its own bar on your business. Prices stay printed. No pressure on the call — I don't work with people who feel cornered.
Start free, or start talking.
The system answers in under 60 seconds either way — and I call you the same day.
The Leak Check, in one line: we call your line the way a customer would, test your web form, and time what happens — you get the report free, either way.